things i nvr tot i'd learn at sch

oh man... sch's startin in less then a week. nonono... n where did my hols fly to? come nxt yr, n i'll be startin da hardest (think 3 words >>> SPM) n also my last yr (dat is, if i decide nt 2 go 4 F6). but b4 i start bein all nostalgic... honestly, wut haf i been learnin all dis yrs dat i was in sch?? maths,bio, english, science, bm.... n da list goes on. u wud noe, u went 2 sch too. but, wud abt da lessons u nvr learnt? i mean, 'officially' leart? in n also out of de torture chamber we call a classroom (ok, it's nt all dat bad as i make it sound).

things da teacher nvr taught me in school...

1. rollin in da grass in da field has serious consequences.
i did it once wiv my frens n regretted it da minute i got home. ITCHES all over!!! trust me, u
wun wanna try it unless ur life depended on it. n u tot i was dis clean, no-nonsense gal eh?
guess i'm more down 2 earth den u think. hehe.

2. nvr try 2 mix too many things durin a science experiment.
in F2 i think, durin a protein, karbo, lemak n wut not experiment... we..we,we mixed all of our 'bahan eksperimen' together after finished conductin dat experiment. it's quite disgustin, sure u wanna hear it? so, anyway, we mixed eggs (protein), butter (fat) n all de rest (can't realli rmb) 2getha wiv millon, iodin n benedict n heated it up. *gag* it was realli disgustin n cudden be washed off later. of cos... we got an earful from our teach after dat. oh well... all in da name of learnin.

3. playin wiv fire burns holes in ur pocket
dis didn't happen 2 me personally, but i was fortunate (or was it unfortunate) enuff 2 witness my friend burn her uniform. err... tiny hole la. well, we were alwiz so bored durin science class, so most of da time, we wud be smugglin matches from da teacher's table 2 play wiv dem. dat fateful day, my fren got a lil excited n sumhow managed 2 burn a hole near her pocket. n da best part was dat she didn't even realise it! dat was real lawak but we still continued 2 play wiv fire (literally) throughout da whole yr without teacher knoein... muahahaha.

4. how 2 make fruit juices from scratch, sell em n make a HUGE profit... no matter wut
y fruit juices?? cos my class has been makin fruit juices 4 canteen day ever since f2. n we're gud at it. we made da most profit da yr b4 last n de yr b4 dat. while i DO noe how 2 make da drinks, wut i value da most was da experience i got sellin n promotin our merchandise eventho it was disgustin (which da ice-cream was after a few hours outta da fridge) or too expensive. hey... now dat i think of it... sch has made an entrepreanur outof me. whoa...

5. jobs of a labourer? been there done dat.
u see, since my sch is an all-girls sch... we gals r (again, literally) da movers n shaker's of da sch. not an enviable job i assure u. lolx.... tho i prob wun be any1's idea of a mover, i've had my fair share (n a lotta of other peep's share) of movin furniture abt sch. carryin benches, tables, chairs... yupe, done it. i guess, wen it comes down 2 this, it's teamwork dat i've learnt... or da lack of it in sum of my friends (pardon me) who dissappear at da mere sound of work.

6. leadership
y do i detect a slight bend 2 da serious side now? but, i guess it mz be said. sumhow, n i'm tryin not 2 be big headed here ok... sumhow... da teaches alwiz think i'm fit 4 responsibility. since std1, i've been either de monitor, asst monitor, prefect (short stinct onli), canteen pre, prez of sum club, in charge of dis, in charge of dat... i told u i'm not tryin 2 boast or anythin. now, not so much de ler... nt as popular as i was *blushin* . so, yeah... i guess i bloom under leadership. i like power, bossin ppl around so 2 speak. n well, wen ur in dat position, u can't help but learn sumthin... rite? so, who now still thinks i'm perasan?

7. learnin is FUN... not jz a nessesity
uh yea... if it wasn't in a classroom, wiv borin bks dat put u 2 sleep, dronin teachers, and exams dat make u cram ur head wiv facts dat u'll prob nvr put 2 use in da future. oh wait... dat's my sch on weekends.

so, there u haf it... all i learnt or wut i can rmb i learnt throughout all dis yrs of sch. oh no.. mom, dad... did i waste ur money or wut???