all i want 4christmas....

speakin of christmas....all i want 4 christmas is NOT my two front teeth. i hv perfectly nice ones 4 which i'm thankful 4, thank q vry much.so....

da materialistic christmas song.
(sung to the tune from "the twelve days of christmas")

on da 1st day of christmas my true luv betta send 2 me...
a citroen c3 in a pear tree

on da 2nd day of christmas my true luv betta send 2 me...
2fender guitars, & a partridge (i mean, citroen c3) in a pear tree

on da 3rd day of christmas my true luv shud send 2 me...
3 ipods(nano,ok?) , 2 fender guitars, & a citroen in a pear tree

on da 4th day of christmas my true luv shud send 2 me...
4 ripcurl bags, 3 ipods, 2 fender gits, & a citroen in a pear tree

on da 5th day of christmas he noes wut 2 send 2 me...
5-GREAT-boardshorts (preferably roxy), 4 ripcurl bags, 3 ipods, 2 fender gits, & a citroen in a pear tree.

on da 6th day of christmas my true luv'll send 2 me...
6 geese a-layin (golden eggs... no wait! platinum is betta), 5 u-noe-wuts, n so on....& a citroen c3 in a pear tree.

on da 7th day of christmas my true luv'll send 2 me...
7 hundred euros, 6 '' '', 5 '' '', 4'' '', 3 '' '', 2 '' '' & a '' '' '' '' ''.

on da 8th, 9th, 10th & 11th day of christmas (i LUV christmas!!), my true luv shud send 2 me...
8 tickets to operas
9 visits to venice
10 boxes of chocolates (swiss choc wud be gud)
and 11 books a-leaping

finally,
on da 12th day of christmas my true luv gave up on me...
12 things r too much, 11 might be ok, 10 things i guv u, 9 n i'm quite broke, 8 tickets 2 operas, 7 but i luv u, 6 u're unsatisfied, 5-i'm-too-poor-for-u..., 4 n we can live, 3..i don't mind, 2..u must haf more, & a poor man u haf made me.