cos it cracks me up?

how come i can think of so many witty things to blog about the moment before i close my eyes to sleep but it never comes when i'm sitting and staring at my computer? the irony. ishk. brain not functioning properly at the moment so be amused at something i found while reading ReadersDigest.

signs you're watching a low-budget movie:

• the word weekend, beach, party or naked is in the title.
• something tells you that Star Wars Episode II: Porky's Revenge isn't a george lucas production.
• during the dramatic scene of an ocean liner sinking, you notice a gigantic bar of soap floating in the background.
• half of the scenes begin with an actor peering into the camera saying "ok. it's working again."
• whe Godzilla jumps up, you can see his beanie babies label.
• the entire film is from a store surveillance camera.
• credits reveal that the movie's director is also the gaffer, grip, hair-stylist and caterer. (whoa does that sound familiar)