denise's top 5

listenin 2 paris hilton's stars are blind. really distracting. seriously, she shud quit singin n acting n jz stick to being an heiress. sum ppl r nvr satisfied.

wut happened recently...? other than the incident where my tuition teach ruined a guy's phone cos he was using it in tuition. yup... i think it's spoilt beyond repair now. she was always threatenin 2 do it, but i guess no 1 took her seriously... until now. so anyway, i've compiled from my errm, let's see... 7 or 8 yrs of tuitionin of (wut i think) most memorable moments.

denise's TOP 5
most memorable tuition moments....

5. revenge of the chair
well, one day... quite long ago when i still liked to balance myself on 2 out of 4 chair legs... u get the picture... i supposed i mz also haf been rockin the chair. then suddenly.... CRASH!!! the legs gave way n i landed nicely on my posterior which was rather bruised but not as damaged as my ego. i can still hear snippets of conversation abt it after all dis yrs... " wah... gal also can fall down" (yea, i betcha dunno wut other things gals r capable of doing, eh?) . well, i can safely tell u dat i nvr sat on 2 legs ever again.

4. blue is in
it shouldn't be in MY fav tuition moments cos i didn't see it personally. te told me dis story, but it was so gud dat i jz had to put it in. well, in f1... she went to tuition wiv dis guy who liked to bite the tip of his pen. dis poor guy bit off the pen cover one day n voila!!! bLUE TEETH. omygosh! i wud do almost anythin 2 be there then.... when he told the teach, she asked him 2 show her cos i guess she was still sceptical abt it. haha... it mz haf been sucha sight when he obligingly grinned n treated everybody to a full frontal (haha) of his wonderful teeth. not only dat, after having been banished into the toilet 2 get the offending bluish stain off... our fellow here pulled the head off one of the taps in his frantic attempts to clean his teeth. lolx.... now who said tuitions were boring...?

3. touch me NOT!!
at a time.... yea, long,long ago... when ross n i were still taller than some guys in the tuition, we wud sit behind some of the shorties. hehe... pity they grew up. n my gdness... the going-ons happening right in front of our faces.... 3 guys sitting together (obviously, they were vry close). 1 turnin gay n tryin 2 touch his friends at every given opportunity. of cos, he wasn't really gay... we jz said dat he was cos he used like really, really corny ways to touch his friend. jz like how a guy wud do if he really wanted to put his arm around a gal. u noe... running his fingers across her back n all. n the other 2 always tryin 2 resist his attempts... lol... it was really hilarious back then. pity it isn't anymore.

2. safe than sry.
hahaha... recently, dis gal, in her great haste to exit the house (of where i hv my tuition) crashed right into the gate. it happened so fast tt i didn't even haf a chance to notice it until i heard a bang or a crash. one moment it was run,run,run... n the nxt... splat! full body collision with the gate. it was a gd thing she was laughin together wiv us cos i cudden stop laughin 4 a gd 10 minutes after dat. well, it was really funny...

1. where the gentlemen go
it's gud to find that amidst all the so-NOT-gentlemanly guys in dis world nowadays, there're actually still some of the rare breed called gentlemen around. the ppl who make the difference between brutes n true men. dis is not funny or anything... n i've prob mentioned it b4... but still, it's those lil' things dat count, no? 2 of them, at different times opened n held the door 4 me. once bcos we were heading out together n he patiently held the door 4 me 2 go thru altho in actual fact, he got there 1st. sweet ain't it? n the other one was when every1 was miling around the doorway to get out... n i cudden cos there were too many ppl. so dis guy, who was ahead of me, opened the door 4 me n let me pass thru 1st.

of cos.. there were other times too. small n insignificant... but still, enough 4 me to rmb them by. like dat time when i went 4 tuition n saw k___ (at dat time, i was still infatuated wiv him) n he saw me n i almost died there. but i doubt he rmbers me tho... i chopped off my locks after camp u see. n the guys dat finished off a whole big tin of cookies during tuition... all the teasing, laughing, n lectures we had... priceless.