of studying and marriage
nothing much to report nowadays. most of the time, i'm either studying, trying to study, not succeeding to study or doing revision. yeah, what a wonderful fulfilled life we're living.
studying is illegal here
anyway, while NOT on the subject of studying... gosh, i hate spm... can you imagine getting married after spm?? yup.. all black tie white dress of it. imagine:
a: hey, what are you doing after spm?
b: getting married. we're engaged. *flashes 20 carat diamond ring*
a: oh okay....
( btw, "a" and "b" are entirely ficticious, not connected to any living or dead homo sapiens whatsoever)
like wow! marriage... i mean, for me, life's only starting but for them.... it's the 3rd phase of life. keeping house, having kids... husband... whoa! too much man! enough enough.
a day in the life of denise the housewife (purely fictional! i'm quite single i assure you.)
denise wakes up to the smell of ... oh crap! dirty diapers. *fill in with any bad word* the lazy husband forgot to change the baby .... again. denise groans and turns over to sleep again. unfortunately, utt jr and denise jr runs in the room pulling each others hair out again. after screaming and threatening to lock both up in the toilet with no food and water forever(with minor wrestling) for 10 full minutes, denise has had enough. time to get up... and oops!! tripped over the remote controlled car outside the door. grrr.... whoever did this is so gonna pay.
moving on, denise switches on the light and realises *darn it* electricity bill not paid yet. oh great. just great. she passes out shortly after seeing the dishes in the sink piled high to the ceiling and the dog's vomit in the house.......... ???? why on earth am i writing all this anyway? it's giving me nightmares already.
studying is illegal hereanyway, while NOT on the subject of studying... gosh, i hate spm... can you imagine getting married after spm?? yup.. all black tie white dress of it. imagine:
a: hey, what are you doing after spm?
b: getting married. we're engaged. *flashes 20 carat diamond ring*
a: oh okay....
( btw, "a" and "b" are entirely ficticious, not connected to any living or dead homo sapiens whatsoever)
like wow! marriage... i mean, for me, life's only starting but for them.... it's the 3rd phase of life. keeping house, having kids... husband... whoa! too much man! enough enough.
a day in the life of denise the housewife (purely fictional! i'm quite single i assure you.)
denise wakes up to the smell of ... oh crap! dirty diapers. *fill in with any bad word* the lazy husband forgot to change the baby .... again. denise groans and turns over to sleep again. unfortunately, utt jr and denise jr runs in the room pulling each others hair out again. after screaming and threatening to lock both up in the toilet with no food and water forever(with minor wrestling) for 10 full minutes, denise has had enough. time to get up... and oops!! tripped over the remote controlled car outside the door. grrr.... whoever did this is so gonna pay.
moving on, denise switches on the light and realises *darn it* electricity bill not paid yet. oh great. just great. she passes out shortly after seeing the dishes in the sink piled high to the ceiling and the dog's vomit in the house.......... ???? why on earth am i writing all this anyway? it's giving me nightmares already.
but of course... it's only a fragment from my crappy mind. pay no heed. and of course i wanna get married someday. but just not now. i'm gonna enjoy my youth and freedom as much as i can before saying the big " I DO ". know what i mean? besides i can't just be the trophy wife or worse... the maid of all work. if you wanna marry me, you've gotta treat me like an equal, a partner, a soulmate. anyway... why delve into this now??? i'm still so young... and.... ok, i'm going to stop right now. finito.
3 comments:
I'll give u a big *SWT for this...
why on earth are u writin stories bout u gettin marrid...
*worse nitemare of all times*
u either read too much or u studi too much which makes u cranky...
whoa...denise?! decided to drop by and i see you writing about marriage???? weirdness....you are so gonna be the FIRST to get married in our gang!!!
haiyo.. pls la... can u guys NOT freak out jz because i'm talking marriage ??? it's not that i'm engaged or anything now...
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